Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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