Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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