if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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