Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I will be naked everywhere
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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