you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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