just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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