There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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