I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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