she looked like the before picture.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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