Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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