He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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