I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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