Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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