I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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