Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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