So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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