there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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