he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Are my feet made of real feet?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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