: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i think i have herpe
just one?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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