Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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