So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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