he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Randomize
