let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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