I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I have tasted many bathrooms
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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