thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
porn star boner night. come get it.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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