I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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