I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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