Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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