So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Randomize
