It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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