To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
