what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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