there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Randomize
