No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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