I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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