it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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