she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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