sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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