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my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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