so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
At least make sure they are 18
Why
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
