Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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