i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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