I think I died a long time ago.
i already hear my dad disowning me
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize