come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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