i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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