I don't usually arrange sex via text message
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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