NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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