I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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