New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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