I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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