2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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