Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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