Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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