1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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